The obligatory first post

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the most fantabulously menial and ultimately superfluous blog on the planet! This is not my first attempt at a blog, but it's my most recent attempt at one. Shouldn't that be motivation enough for you to keep reading? That's right, I thought so.

Since you're going to keep checking up on this periodically, I suppose I should let you know a little about myself. My name is Justin and I live somewhere in Ontario, Canada. I'm a twenty-something college student enrolled in software engineering. My interests range from all things Geek to normal people stuff such as sports (you can probably guess, hockey is my favourite), movies, music, reading, writing, and occassionaly I like to skydive while wearing nothing but women's underwear! Alright, that last one might not be totally honest (I sometimes throw on a skirt).

Here is a list of some of the topics you might see me writing about on this thingy-jobby:

- My school work (aka, slandering my professors)
- The Toronto Maple Leafs (that's a hockey team, I know, I know, hockey isn't a real sport).
- Product reviews, be it software, games, books, a website, or a power drill.
- Stories (I occassionally write!)
- Poetry (worst. poems. ever.)
- And, finally, the random events in my life. Aside from crossdressing and skydiving, this category might be a little empty, or if not empty, uninteresting.

Of course, I'm completely open to suggestions if you want me to write about something. Send me an email (if I decide to list it) or leave some comments on my posts.

On top of being a junior software engineer, I'm also an aspiring beginner web programmer who mostly deals in PHP/MySQL. I'm in a group along with two other classmates who sometimes provide custom solutions to those who ask (and are willing to pay). We also deal in Ruby on Rails, Django, and assorted other fun.

That about sums up the obligatory first post, which, as usual, has ran on longer than I intended. Until next time, waffle! (pie)